A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm
constipated." The doctor tells him to drop his pants, examines him for
just a moment, and then says, "Lean over the table."
The construction worker leans over the table, the doctor whacks him
across his ass with a baseball bat, and then sends him into the
bathroom. When he returns, he says, "Doc, I feel great! What should I
do?"
The doctor says, "Stop wiping your butt with those old cement bags!" |
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