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Hilarys hand |
President Clinton wakes up to a beautiful winter morning. The sun is shining, the air is crisp,
and there is a light blanket of snow on the ground. He stretches and goes to look out the window
at the snow-covered White House lawn and sees the words "President Clinton sucks" written in pee
in the snow. Clinton gets all upset and calls White House Security. He tells them he doesn't care
what it takes but he wants to know who did this.
The Chief of Security returns in a couple of days to the President and tells him that he has good
news, bad news, and real bad news. "OK," says Clinton, "give me the good news first, then the bad
news, and then the real bad news."
The Chief says: "The good news is after taking analysis of the pee, we know who the culprit is."
Clinton nods and the Chief continues: "The bad news is the culprit is Vice President Gore."
This really upsets the President, but he controls his anger and asks the Chief to tell him the
real bad news.
The Chief of Security swallows and says, "It's in Hilary's hand writing". |
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