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Never talk to the parrot

Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn't

accommodate her with an "after-hours" appointment and since she had to go to work, she

told him, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dish washer, leave the bill on the

counter, and I'll mail you a check. By the way, I have a large rotweiler inside named

Killer; he won't bother you. I also have a parrot, and whatever you do, do not talk to the

bird!"

Well, sure enough the dog, Killer, totally ignored the repairman, but the whole time he

was there, the parrot cursed, yelled, screamed, and about drove him nuts.

As he was ready to leave, he couldn't resist saying, "You stupid bird, why don't you shut

up!"

To which the bird replied, "Killer, get him!!!"