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Watch that paint

These two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their clothes.

After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their clothes, and paint in the nude.

In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. "Who's there?", calls one of the nuns.

"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of
the door.

The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.

"Hello ladies, nice tits," says the man, "where do you want these blinds put?"