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What Do They Wear |
A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a
large amount of whisky at a local pub. As he wandered down the road, he
felt quite sleepy and decided to take a nap, his back against a tree.
As he slept, two young female French tourists walked down the road and
heard the Scotsman snoring loudly.
When they came to the source of it, one said, "I've always wondered
what a Scotsman wears under his kilt." So she boldly walked over to the
sleeper, raised his kilt, and saw what nature had provided him with.
Her friend said, "Well, he has solved a great mystery for us! Let's
thank him for the education!"
Where upon, she took a pretty blue ribbon from her hair and gently tied
it around what nature had provided to the Scotsman. Sometime later, the
Scotsman was awakened by the call of nature. He walked around to the
other side of the tree, raised his kilt and bewilderment filled his
mind at the sight of the bright blue ribbon tied neatly in abow.
After several moments passed, he said, "I donna know where y'been
lad...but it's nice ta'see y'won first prize!" |
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